- Name: "Constable"
- Hometown: N. Ridgeville
- Age: old
- Bats: Right
- Throws: Right
- Position: Scout, Referee
- Bio: Constable is a charter member of the Blues and the Club's rules expert. Contrary to his nickname, he co-ordinates dirigible flight patterns as a profession. On the club, he's best known for his amazing eating ability, and his short-lived invention of a cowhide hand-protector for fielding the onion.
- Preferred Barley Pop: Labatts
- Fact: Was a colonel in the Union Army Balloon Corp.

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